Ok so I was bored again and I was randomly reading my scopes from the star and I liked them so here’s an overly complicated bash command to get them for you!

u=`curl -s "http://www.thestar.com/horoscopes" | tr -d '\t\r\n' | sed -e 's/<a /\t<a /g' | tr '\t' '\n' | grep -i '/horoscopes/article/.*--' | sed -e 's/^.*<a href="//g' -e 's/">.*$//g' | head -n 1` ; h=`curl -s "http://www.thestar.com/${u}" | tr -d '\t\r\n' | sed -e 's/<b>/\t/g' | tr '\t' '\n' | sed -e 's/<[^>]*>/ /g' | tr -s ' ' | grep -i "^aqua"` ; echo "$u" ; echo ; echo "$h" ; echo

Just change the grep -i "^aqua" part near the end of the command to the start of your own horoscope name. Also note, if the star decides to change the structure of their html web pages even just a little, this script is likely to break!

johnny stoops